Let's see. My name is Adrien. Some people call me Will. I'm pretty infatuated with myself and Proverbialbook-shelf. I like cuddly animals and things that make me laugh.
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Please leave all your "privilege checks" at the door. If something makes me laugh, I reblog it. end of story. Sometimes I get carried away on posts, and I ask you to call me out when I'm an ignorant asshole. Have fun here!
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
I love believing in things like this but the absolute vastness of the universe dissuades me
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
imagine a pacific rim video game with really great character customisation and you start in jaeger training or something and instead of romance options there’s drift compatibility and the person you get as a partner depends on which dialogue choices you pick throughout all of your training and instead of classes there’s different types of jaeger and THEN YOU GO KICK SOME KAIJU ASS